Thursday, December 31, 2009
Another Spanked Wife Story
A Minuteman strikes again ! ( Billerica , MA , USA )
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It was claimed that her husband pulled his wife's pants off and hit her leaving marks .
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She told Billerica police she had argued with her husband for a couple days about his excessive watching of Internet pornography . The wife is said to have made an obscene gesture at her husband , after which she was spanked .
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The charges were assault and battery with a dangerous weapon .
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This looks like another " One or two hit wonder " .
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The full story is HERE ( including the bit about her throwing a cell phone at him and threatening him with a belt ) .
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I will keep an eye on the story , for what it is worth and no it is not 1 April nor a rehearsal for " Kiss Me Kate " .
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
And The Winner Is Firm Hand !
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After the effort of dealing with 10 Things Husbands Should Never Do yesterday , I have been looking at this years statistics . There are about 20 sets of them . So I have taken the easy way out and used the number of affiliate link click throughs as measured by the biggest billing company . ( Sorry about the technicalities , it's a guy thing , and about as accurate as the method used in the " Spanking Lowers IQ " so called " study " earlier this year . ) The top links were : Firm Hand ( by a country mile , kilometer or kilometre ) , Clare Fonda ( all sites ) , Strict Women , Fetish Affiliates ( Oh Dear , better not mention My Kinky Diary ) , Cutie Spankee ( Japanese ) and English Spankers . ( The " Most Popular Links " section of the right column is roughly based on purchases . )
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All of this would lead the average profiler to conclude that there should be more of the same for 2010 . Watch for our new Japanese site featuring Clare Fonda in Rubber Gear using her Firm Hand ( and new English Accent ) spanking , paddling , strapping and caning naughty adult girls and boys !
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
A Bit of This and That - 23
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Stable Bucks - As the titles show , some of these sites are not about spanking and can be severe . There is a promotion from 28th to December 31st 2009 , I am not sure if you save money , we make money or , as it is Christmas , we all get something . These are some of the sites : Rough Man Spank , Crazy Clinic , Rough Fem Dom , Mistress Roksana , Mistress Roksana (Foot-Fetish) , Classic Spank , HD Beach Voyeur .
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Rihanna enjoyed a wild night out at a New York club , according to US reports - even licking a DJ's face and spanking a dancer on the bottom .
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( Another of Rihanna's claims to spanking fame . )
.10 Things Husbands Should Never Do
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( In case this possibly alcohol fuelled rant should be chanced upon by the female(s) in your life , I have added some some appropriate responses . Remember a short spanking , as shown below , will settle most of these complaints ! )
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Guys, we love you, we really do. But as wonderful as you are, every so often you do something that makes us want to jump out the nearest window (or push you out first). Please, please, don’t ever…
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1. Offer to “babysit” your own kids. When your 16-year-old neighbor does it, it’s called babysitting. When a parent does it, it’s called child care, and it lasts for at least 18 years. Get it?
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Draft at least 50 reasons to be somewhere else . Use this time to draft lists of ways to get out of handing over money , car keys , etc. when the monsters get bigger . Remember they are HER kids when the police bring them to the front door and YOUR kids when they graduate .
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2. Imply that office work is harder than housework. At the end of a hard day, there may be smoke coming out of your ears, but let’s face it: You’ve basically been sitting on your butt. That same smoke is coming out of our ears too—but we’ve cleaned the house, shuttled the kids around, run errands all over town and lugged grocery bags besides. When we say we’re exhausted, we are exhausted.
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There is no need to imply anything , it is a known fact . Why do they keep on about it ? This method may assist in making the point :
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3. Give a home appliance as a gift. Forgive us if we can’t work it up for this one. A new washing machine? Really? Can we get you some new snow tires?
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Make sure the appliance looks like the one in the showroom and buy it on Ebay . Suggest a beer temprite instead of the snow tyres .
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4. Buy us the “cougar” perfume. Under our crew-neck sweaters may beat the heart of an untamed vixen—but most of us don’t want to smell like one. (Nice try, though.)
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Mouthwash is cheaper and more subtle .
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5. Brag about your driving. This is supposed to let us know that ours isn’t so great. If my husband tells me one more time that he’s been “accident-free since 1978,” I’m going to reach over, grab the wheel and make the car swerve into something, just to shut him up.
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Put this video on her iPod etc : http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000089?v=4533761&l=100022574
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6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble. I don’t know whose fault this is (Food Network? Julie and Julia?), but every so often we get the idea that it would be fun to make stock and spend the day basting. If the result is less than earth-shattering, say something nice anyway.
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" Shall we eat out tonight , Dear " should do the trick . This is also a good time to float your Au Pair idea .
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7. Buy clothes without trying them on. We know that the second you get into a department store you start to feel faint, but do us a favor and take the extra five minutes. Otherwise, you know who gets stuck with the returns?
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Women are better at doing returns , so where is the problem ?
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8. Know it all, especially in public. Oh, honey. While you’re going on at length about whatever it is, we’re taking the temperature of the room, and we know everyone’s starting to fidget.
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Another no-brainer , men are naturally expert in many areas . This is called multi-tasking .
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9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut. Sometimes getting a new cut goes well; sometimes it doesn’t. Usually we know the difference. Don’t rub it in.
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A critical time , so again be subtle , ask if the salon has changed it's brand of champagne recently .
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10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework. Umm…it’s your house too, right? For now, we’ll give you the bronze. Maybe someday, if you work hard enough, you can pick up a gold.
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Explain that she is very good at housework , whilst you have some health issues . It is always good form to lift one's feet while see is vacuuming under them as you watch TV , take the opportunity to ask for another beer at this time , if required .
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If these simple suggestions are followed , there will certainly be a long and harmonious relationship within the home . A suggested movie to watch with her is :
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Prisoners Of The Casbah ( 1953 )
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" Prisoners could almost be said to be more about the breaking of a headstrong woman's will than about overthrowing a usurping vizier. While there is a climactic sword fight, the movie's real climax is when Ahmed, infuriated by Nadja's continued sympathy for Firouz, despite everything he's done, throws her over his knee and delivers unto her pretty rump a sound spanking. At this moment she falls in love with Ahmed and they begin to kiss. It is a truly startling moment. All along Nadja has had a very distinct view of masculinity: ambitious, bearded, serious, dominant, and, most importantly, potentialy violent. It's made clear early in the movie that Firouz is more just than merciful, a serious man who believes in totalitarian order. Nadja seems oddly drawn to men who will punish her and dominate her. ...... "
Princess Nadja / Yasmin - Gloria Grahame
Ahmed - Turhan Bey
Prisoners of The Casbah ( Amazon Search )
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The Biggest Seller on Amazon This Season :
.The Sexual Manifesto : Can BDSM Be Feminist ?
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http://spankinguniverse.blogspot.com has been missing for the past few days . The last posting appears to have been : " Stronger than ever " . Now , there was the case of Sam ( the other one , not me , his name was Clemens ) who was twice erroneously declared as not being with us . ( See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries . ) He noted that " The report of my death is an exaggeration " on the first occasion . No doubt we will again hear from Rich in due course . This may be the answer - http://thespankinguniverse.com/?page_id=6 .
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As usual with " A Bit of This and That " , more will be added here so check back .
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Sunday, December 27, 2009
SPANKBUXX DEFAULTS and a Possible New Way Not to Pay Affiliates
NOTE : They are now using Spank Buzz , presumably because of the investigations of the activities of spankbuxx.com .
Firstly , this is one link that shows the connection between Spankbuxx and Xerotics : http://spankbuxx.xerotics.com/programs.php .
Secondly , Spankbuxx / Xerotics have , to this date , not paid ( or offered to pay ) the approximately $us 530 they owe to us .
Thirdly , other victims have recently contacted us to say that they have not been paid .
Finally , Spankbuxx / Xerotics have been using direct contact to customers that affiliates have introduced to Spankbuxx / Xerotics sites , possibly to bypass paying affiliate commissions through CC Bill .
The billing company they are using is :
Netbilling ( http://www.netbilling.com/contactus.php - " Your Credit Card Will Show You As Being Billed By EUBill-Call4543423988 " )
Spankbuxx / Xerotics / SOL Digital Services LTD are now using an address in Denmark :
Spadone
Galgebakken Over 9-5
2620 Albertslund
Denmark
Telephone : 0045 43423988 ( " Customer Service " )
( See : http://xerotics.com/promotions/superpass/cash.htm )
Here is part of what they ( webmaster@barebottom.biz ) have sent out :
" Even if you have a current 1 year offer that's due maybe to expire in a few weeks or few months you can still take advantage of this superb deal. Simply purchase your membership before this time limited offer ends - then email us your new codes and we will append ALL extra sites plus the extra 1 year to your current membership!
- List Of Sites You Get With Your 1 Year 17 Site Super Pass -
Spanking Online , Spank My Bottom , Spanking Images , Slut Spanking , Spanking Archives , Fetish Flixx , Spanking Mags , Spanked School , Girl Strict Spanking , OTK Spank , Spanking Tunes , Spanking Digital , Girls Bottom , Caned Schoolgirls , Divine Cats , Spank Models , HD Spank , Brit Spank "
Should anyone who has paid someone other than CC Bill to join any of these sites not be happy with the site or the response of other billing companies to your complaints , immediately contact your bank ( or whoever issued your credit or debit card ) and dispute the charge ( this process is called a " chargeback " in the industry ) .
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Friday, December 25, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Clare Fonda Newsletter - XXXmas Special
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Hi everyone.
This holiday season let's celebrate Ashli Orion. The little brat is coming off her success in EE4 and now makes a great stocking stuffer. She's in our special XXXmas addition of My Spanking Roommate along with Abigail Whittaker and Sarah Gregory and is thorougly trussed by gorgeous Paige Richards on Spanked Call Girls. We also have nice new stuff with a little office fantasy scene as part of Lily Anna's interview where she gets man spanked by her disgruntled boss alongside newcomer and real-life spanko Alicia Panetierre which brings us to the big news this week - Aunt Bella galleries. The long video follow up to EE4 is up and running on Girl Spanks Girl. Snow Mercy heads up a comely cast in the newest domestic drama. Have a great week everyone.
xxx, Clare
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My Spanking Roommate - XXXmas Special
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/roomies-episode41/1576691/
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/roomies-episode41-2/1576691/
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/roomies-episode41-3/1576691/
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Girl Spanks Girl
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http://www.cfshots.com/galls/gsg-lily-alicia-3/1576691/
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Spanked Callgirls
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/scg-ashli2-paige/1576691/
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Spanked Sweeties
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/sweeties-alicia-lily/1576691/
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Do Not Forget ( for when really desperate for a spanking present with instant delivery , i.e. Christmas Eve after the stores are shut ) :
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For Naughty Girls - How To Get The Spanking You Want
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For Both ( or yourself ) - Spankoz Memberships or try some of the " LINKS " over there , at the right , towards the top ---------->
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More Dave Ell Cartoons
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The above cartoons are , I believe , courtesy of Woody Toon Collection , ( copyright Woodettes Publications , http://www.woodettes.wordpress.com ) .
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" Please tell them I am open for commissions private and professional . Cheers " - lodgy53@yahoo.co.uk ( Be careful , see note at : Dave Ell - Possible Scam and New Cartoons )
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Do Not Forget :
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For Naughty Girls - How To Get The Spanking You Want
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Spanking Party - Sydney , Australia - Late 2009 ( Will be moved to 2010 . )
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
A Bit of This and That - 22
These photographs are from Elite Spanking's RSS Feed :
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Elite Spanking
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Latest from GBS , Spanking and Shame , Lupus Spanking , Calstar Spanking and Punished Girls :
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The Spanking Machine from Spanking Server ( Also has Pain4fem , The Spanking Machine , Falaka and Spanking Video Club . ) has some new clips , as has Paingate and Whippedwomen - all of these sites are severe and may include whipping .
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Race Relations
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As first mentioned in Australian TV Spanking Clip , the program contained a spanking scene , which turned out to be two scenes joined together in episode 7 in an otherwise not too funny comedy series . Local promotion for the DVDs of the series indicates that an extra 100 minutes is included , so stay posted . Chross has more background on the blonde spankee .
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Spitting Mad
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" I watched my soft spoken wife stomp and yell in front of me. She wasn't just angry; she was spitting mad.
She said she was mad about the big spanking the day before and she was mad about the one she got earlier in the week. And now she was mad because she was about to get another one. ............. "
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Another piece of Australian news is the impending sainthood of Mary MacKillop , who apparently practiced self flagellation . A photograph of her personal whip was published in the Australian WHO Magazine ( the edition also had an article on the TV presenter Liz Hayes ) some years ago . The ABC has a similar picture , minus the whip and old style display cabinet , taken at the revamped museum . See Clerical Whispers for a back grounding in Catholic self flagellation . Do It ( to ) Yourself Spanking and this video clip may be of interest .
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The last piece of Australian news is concerning , it involves Internet censorship .
Filter opponents : change tactics or fail . Much more on this later . In the meantime , have a look at Electronic Frontiers Australia ( www.efa.org.au ) .
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At first it was funny, now it’s crossing the line
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( Or someone's not too bright idea , it only draws attention to our passion and could draw people towards censorship . The author has failed to note that many of the " naughty adult girls " are spanked by other " girls " on the site . )
" Apparently some lonely guy named Brian (not Xan's, I hope) enjoys watching naughty adult girls getting spanked, paddled, strapped and caned. How do I know this? Brian used my email address to subscribe to Firm Hand Spanking .......... "
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“ You need a good spanking , Young Man ! ”
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" My husband Rad and I were having a talk last night about ways some tops and doms address bottoms, and how the bottoms or subs may take it. In spanking forums or chat rooms, women who are bottoms often bristle at tops they don’t know who are suddenly acting as if they are in charge. Terms will be bandied about like “Young lady,” or worse, “Little lady.” And if some minor “offense” happens, a top will jump in and threaten a punishment. A bottom in a chat room may use a curse word, or say that she is past her bedtime. ............. "
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Boardwalk Badness Weekend ( 2010 )
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Do Not Forget :
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That these " A Bit of This and That " postings may be added to after being originally published . Please check back .
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For Naughty Girls - How To Get The Spanking You Want
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Saturday, December 19, 2009
Merry Christmas !
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Well , it would have been merry butt for the fact that she had forgotten the tree , the decorations , etc. . Well that's my version of the story , the DVD and more pictures are at Amazon ( Lone Tower & Prank- Double Feature Spanking Movie ) .
Another possibility is that she had no time to purchase the presents . Well do not let this happen to you ! Here is some last minute help :
Spanking Things for Christmas at Amazon .
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Spankoz.com Christmas Page
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Doctor Neo Cortex's Not-quite-Christmas Spanking Plan is on this List of Links .
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Are You on Santa's Naughty or Nice List ? ( Second option )
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Duvall , Shriver On Santa's Naughty List
Dear Affiliates,
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She can run, but she can’t hide! Michaela McGowen tests the patience of Cindy Wallace in House-guest from Hell by running away during a spanking She thinks she can go out on the town dressed as she likes, but Ms Wallace simply bends her over for a sound spanking on her bouncing, bare behind! Running round the pool table only earns Michaela a further session bent over!
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.A tough boss and a mistake with a contract costs pretty realtor Ally Cole a licking with a leather strap. “It was the weekend, it was late,” she protests, “it was bad timing.” She’s so keen to get her punishment over, she even asks where she has to bend over! 30 bottom-quivering licks, and she calls out every one - 10 on her skirt, 20 totally bare bottom. Realtor Retribution rocks!
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Firm Hand favorite Alison Miller is a doctor in trouble in Medic Alert. The only solution is to accept a series of punishments from administrator John Ryan. Even more embarrassing for Alison, she has to undress to a thong and top and lay spread-eagled on a table for 40 licks with a leather tawse. Her bubble butt bounces deliciously as the leather bites in deep…unmissable!
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Dave Ell - Possible Scam and New Cartoons
Friday, December 18, 2009 12:17 AM
From: "david lodge"
To: undisclosed-recipients
How are you doing? I am sorry I didn't inform you about my traveling for a Missionary program. It is currently held in Nigeria, Sweden and Kenya. I am presently in Nigeria. It has been a very sad and bad moment for me because I got robbed on my way to the hotel where I lodged. My ID, cash and other valuables I have with me got stolen, I contacted the embassy here to help me out but it will take some time to get back to me. I urgently need your financial assistance. The total sum of money that i would need would be $2,300 to sort-out my hotel bills and get myself back home. I will appreciate your help, I promise I will pay you back upon my return, Let me know if you can assist me so that i can send you the details to use when sending the money through western union.
Regards Dave
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Here are his latest cartoons ( which were sent in by Dave earlier this month ) :
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The above cartoons are , I believe , courtesy of Woody Toon Collection , ( copyright Woodettes Publications , http://www.woodettes.wordpress.com ) ..
" Please tell them I am open for commissions private and professional . Cheers " - lodgy53@yahoo.co.uk ( Be careful , see first paragraph , above . )
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Ten More Spanking Cartoons From Dave Ell
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For Naughty Girls - How To Get The Spanking You Want
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
A Bit of This and That - 21
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" Reports say that it is none other than Shahid Kapoor, who had Genelia spanking his bottom not once but a couple of times. We got to know from sources that there is an actual spanking in the soon to release Chance Pe Dance between Genelia and Shahid. It believed that Shahid is shown teasing Genelia and she in turn retaliates by whacking him on his behind a couple of times. Yes, his by now famous butt, that a section of the media said was reportedly padded. "
...... Times of India
Clare Fonda Affiliates Newsletter
" I have three new galleries first Audrey Knight is back on Clare Spanks Men with Tom Byron over her knee. Two gorgeous fetish models are switching on Spanked Sweeties- Addie Juniper and Kendra James and we have Amelia Jane Rutherford being spanked by someone taller than her on Spanked Call Girls. "
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/scg-amelia-dan/1576691/
http://www.cfshots.com/galls/sweeties-kendra-addie/1576691/
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Janice and Her Awakenings With Aunt Alice ( Fiction )
Judge has belated advice for Tiger Woods
5. The Club Dom solution , but only the caning option !
" And he takes a spanking from a guy most young men would run from . How's it feel to be spanked by Ray Liotta ? Amazing . Really painful too . "
Yet another example of a sports writer ( in this case female ) working the word " spanking " into a story .
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Spanking misses out again !
Here's a list of the top YouTube search terms by month for 2009 :
January: obama inauguration
February: on a boat
March: watchmen
April: susan boyle
May: pacquiao
June: michael jackson thriller
July: wedding
August: send it on
September: kanye west
October: paranormal activity
November: adam lambert
December: tiger woods
If you're looking for a list of actual video views, here are the Top 5 :
Susan Boyle - 120+ million viewers
David After Dentist - 37+ million viewers
JK Wedding Entrance Dance - 33+ million viewers
New Moon Movie Trailer - 31+ million viewers
Evian Roller Babies - 27+ million viewers
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Second Life Holiday Gift Guide : Bondage Xmas Tree , Spanking Santa
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Stay smart online this festive season
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More Dave Ell cartoons this week !
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