A Bit of This and That - 23

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Stable Bucks - As the titles show , some of these sites are not about spanking and can be severe . There is a promotion from 28th to December 31st 2009 , I am not sure if you save money , we make money or , as it is Christmas , we all get something . These are some of the sites : Rough Man Spank , Crazy Clinic , Rough Fem Dom , Mistress Roksana , Mistress Roksana (Foot-Fetish) , Classic Spank , HD Beach Voyeur .
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Rihanna enjoyed a wild night out at a New York club , according to US reports - even licking a DJ's face and spanking a dancer on the bottom .
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( Another of Rihanna's claims to spanking fame . )

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10 Things Husbands Should Never Do
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( In case this possibly alcohol fuelled rant should be chanced upon by the female(s) in your life , I have added some some appropriate responses . Remember a short spanking , as shown below , will settle most of these complaints ! )
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Guys, we love you, we really do. But as wonderful as you are, every so often you do something that makes us want to jump out the nearest window (or push you out first). Please, please, don’t ever…
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1. Offer to “babysit” your own kids. When your 16-year-old neighbor does it, it’s called babysitting. When a parent does it, it’s called child care, and it lasts for at least 18 years. Get it?
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Draft at least 50 reasons to be somewhere else . Use this time to draft lists of ways to get out of handing over money , car keys , etc. when the monsters get bigger . Remember they are HER kids when the police bring them to the front door and YOUR kids when they graduate .
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2. Imply that office work is harder than housework. At the end of a hard day, there may be smoke coming out of your ears, but let’s face it: You’ve basically been sitting on your butt. That same smoke is coming out of our ears too—but we’ve cleaned the house, shuttled the kids around, run errands all over town and lugged grocery bags besides. When we say we’re exhausted, we are exhausted.
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There is no need to imply anything , it is a known fact . Why do they keep on about it ? This method may assist in making the point :
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3. Give a home appliance as a gift. Forgive us if we can’t work it up for this one. A new washing machine? Really? Can we get you some new snow tires?

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Make sure the appliance looks like the one in the showroom and buy it on Ebay . Suggest a beer temprite instead of the snow tyres .
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4. Buy us the “cougar” perfume. Under our crew-neck sweaters may beat the heart of an untamed vixen—but most of us don’t want to smell like one. (Nice try, though.)
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Mouthwash is cheaper and more subtle .
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5. Brag about your driving. This is supposed to let us know that ours isn’t so great. If my husband tells me one more time that he’s been “accident-free since 1978,” I’m going to reach over, grab the wheel and make the car swerve into something, just to shut him up.
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Put this video on her iPod etc : http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000089?v=4533761&l=100022574
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6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble. I don’t know whose fault this is (Food Network? Julie and Julia?), but every so often we get the idea that it would be fun to make stock and spend the day basting. If the result is less than earth-shattering, say something nice anyway.
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" Shall we eat out tonight , Dear " should do the trick . This is also a good time to float your Au Pair idea .
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7. Buy clothes without trying them on. We know that the second you get into a department store you start to feel faint, but do us a favor and take the extra five minutes. Otherwise, you know who gets stuck with the returns?
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Women are better at doing returns , so where is the problem ?
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8. Know it all, especially in public. Oh, honey. While you’re going on at length about whatever it is, we’re taking the temperature of the room, and we know everyone’s starting to fidget.
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Another no-brainer , men are naturally expert in many areas . This is called multi-tasking .
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9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut. Sometimes getting a new cut goes well; sometimes it doesn’t. Usually we know the difference. Don’t rub it in.
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A critical time , so again be subtle , ask if the salon has changed it's brand of champagne recently .
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10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework. Umm…it’s your house too, right? For now, we’ll give you the bronze. Maybe someday, if you work hard enough, you can pick up a gold.
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Explain that she is very good at housework , whilst you have some health issues . It is always good form to lift one's feet while see is vacuuming under them as you watch TV , take the opportunity to ask for another beer at this time , if required .
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If these simple suggestions are followed , there will certainly be a long and harmonious relationship within the home . A suggested movie to watch with her is :
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Prisoners Of The Casbah ( 1953 )

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" Prisoners could almost be said to be more about the breaking of a headstrong woman's will than about overthrowing a usurping vizier. While there is a climactic sword fight, the movie's real climax is when Ahmed, infuriated by Nadja's continued sympathy for Firouz, despite everything he's done, throws her over his knee and delivers unto her pretty rump a sound spanking. At this moment she falls in love with Ahmed and they begin to kiss. It is a truly startling moment. All along Nadja has had a very distinct view of masculinity: ambitious, bearded, serious, dominant, and, most importantly, potentialy violent. It's made clear early in the movie that Firouz is more just than merciful, a serious man who believes in totalitarian order. Nadja seems oddly drawn to men who will punish her and dominate her. ...... "

IMDb

Princess Nadja / Yasmin - Gloria Grahame

Ahmed - Turhan Bey

Prisoners of The Casbah ( Amazon Search )

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The Biggest Seller on Amazon This Season :

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The Sexual Manifesto : Can BDSM Be Feminist ?
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http://spankinguniverse.blogspot.com has been missing for the past few days . The last posting appears to have been : " Stronger than ever " . Now , there was the case of Sam ( the other one , not me , his name was Clemens ) who was twice erroneously declared as not being with us . ( See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries . ) He noted that " The report of my death is an exaggeration " on the first occasion . No doubt we will again hear from Rich in due course . This may be the answer - http://thespankinguniverse.com/?page_id=6 .
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