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Friday, May 15, 2009

Three Female Buttocks , Well Almost

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( From : Rough Man Spank . )

I would have thought that " Three Female Buttocks " would adequately describe the above image . But not so for the Authorities in Vero Beach City , Florida ( USA ) ! :

“ Buttocks ” is “ the area of the rear of the body which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing , the first or top such line drawn at the top of the nates ( i.e. , the prominence of the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg ) and the second or bottom line drawn at the lowest visible ( sic ) of this cleavage or the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance , whichever is lower . ”

So now we know ! Well almost , if " Buttocks " is considered to be a collective noun , most of us humans have two , right and left , hence they are more properly referred to as a " pair " ( or " set " , etc. ) of buttocks .

P.S. The following " Instructional Video " may be of assistance in " Prospecting " for Spanking Partners ( From : Free-Massage-Videos.com - Buttocks Massage Part 1 , please ignore the comments left by some spankophiles ! )

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In an amazing example of viral marketing gone wild , recent coverage of Yakima City Officials and their municipal law claiming " cleavage of the buttocks " an act of indecent exposure have infiltrated multiple corners of the global Internet landscape .


" Cleavage of the buttocks " is defined by Yakima officials as : the wearing of G-strings and see-through dresses in public . The new law was proposed by Yakima's mayor Dave Elder , in response to a multitude of thong wearing baristas showing up in coffee shops around his city to attract customers .


Under the law , women caught exposing too much flesh can face up to 90 days in jail and hefty fines . ......................... Yakima thong law receives global Internet coverage

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