Spanking and Other Quotations

The Spankoz site has several pages of Spanking Quotations . Personal favourites include those famous last words : " You wouldn't dare ! " . Here are a few more quotations :
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" Don't worry , I'm not going to hurt you . "

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" Some men are real skillful when it comes to causing pain . "

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" Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed ? "

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" Someday you will thank me for this . "

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" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older . Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman : Stuff you pay good money for in later life . "

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" I cannot sing the old songs I sang long years ago , And yet I cannot say I'm sad That time hath changed us so , For when I used to sing those songs , My Papa blankety blanked , And Mama took me on her knee And I , alas ! was spanked . "

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" The shear complexity of spanking may be one of it's greatest attractions . "

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" It's impossible to tell if a woman likes getting spanked without trying it out . "

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" You're going to get a good spanking . "

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" I say that ; No one should have to choose between a spanking and sex ! "

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" I'm going to give you the spanking of your life . "

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" It’s like the parent who says they’re so disappointed with you when you’d rather just get a good old-fashioned spanking . "

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" Nothing improves my disposition like a sore and tender bottom . "

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" You'll remember this spanking for the rest of your life . "

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" Spanking is one of the few pursuits where you may see a person's naked bottom at the first meeting . "

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" Well , I've discovered a whole new range of pain receptors . "

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" Spanking is life ........ all the rest is mere detail ! "

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" Spanking is un-American , we water-board people these days . "

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" You won't sit down for a week ."

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" This hurts me more than you . "

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" [ The ] Holy Trinity of Passions - Spanking , More Spanking and Still More Spanking . "

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" I'm going to turn you over my knee . "

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" How long has it been since anyone had any control over you ? " " Nobody ever has , and nobody ever will . ....... "

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Quips While OTK

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" Now remember , I'm very delicate today ”

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“ Why don't you save yourself for later ? ”

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" You call that a spanking ? "

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" Have you started yet ? "

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" You're making a BIG mistake ! Huge ! "

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" How ' bout a ham sandwich ? "

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Looking at the carpet : " I gotta get that new vacuum cleaner ... "

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" Are you sure you wanna do this ? ' Cause if you're at all in doubt ... ? "

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" If you hurry , I think we can still make the Early Bird special at the diner . "

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" SMACK ! " One ." SPANK ! " Two . " WHACK! " Buckle my shoe . "

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At a party when I paused to change implements , the young lady brightly inquired : " What time does the buffet start ? "

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Humour

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Indian Call Centre : Can I interest you in a new mobile ( cell ) phone ?

Potential Customer : You can shove it up your ......... !

Indian Call Centre : Well if you do shove it up there , I can assure you that you will have very good mobile telephone reception !

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